lucysaxonbooks:

l0kasenna:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.

7. You try and assert your right to use the cycle lane and suddenly - ‘those cyclists think they own the damn road!’

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

"I n   o r d e r   t o   g r o w   y o u r   a u d i e n c e , 

y o u   m u s t   b e t r a y   t h e i r   e x p e c t a t i o n s.”

—  H a y a o   M i y a z a k i

dungs for the launch next week??? maybe???

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing